Pizza Puns

Let's be honest, it's pretty easy to make jokes about pizza. The puns are endless even though they tend to be pretty CHEESY. So we've made a list of our favorite pizza puns that are sure to brighten your day.



1. Buy our pizza, we KNEAD the Dough.

Buy our pizza we knead the dough

This one has a double pun, that's why it made it to number one. If I saw this outside of a pizza shop, you bet I'd become a regular customer.

2. Slice Slice Baby


Slice slice baby

Everyone loves the song 'Ice Ice Baby', so when you add it with pizza it's a win win situation.

3. Gimme the Dough


The pizza cutter wins in this one...

4. Cheesus Crust


With Easter coming up, we couldn't leave this great one out. Cheesus Crust has risen (with yeast in this case.)

5. 3.1415(PIZZA)


I really hate math... Most people do, but when you involve pizza I have not problem breaking out my calculator.



I hope you've enjoyed these pizza puns! If you have some of your own pizza puns comment them below.

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